1. westbor0baptistchurch:

    Shall I compare thee to a Summer’s Eve?

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    You’re a douche bag.

    Hah

    (via lettheskyfill)

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  2. imagineyouricon:

    imagine your icon having sex with you

    I’d have sex with myself.

    I’m damn fine.

    (via vergilminaj)

    2 weeks ago  /  3,589 notes  /  Source: imagineyouricon

  3. You might think I’m crazy. But I’m not.

    Close though.

    Now, get out of my office, I’m talking to my gerbils.

    3 weeks ago  /  1 note

  4. I wear pizza and I look incredible.
Also, mustache.

    I wear pizza and I look incredible.
    Also, mustache.

    3 weeks ago  /  0 notes

  5. Dean Smith and Sam Wesson.

    Smith & Wesson. The gun company.

    I like that.

    Because their actual last name is also a gun company.

    Those fuckin’ writers are genius.

    1 month ago  /  3 notes

  6. sacrificialpotato:

consumaient:


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That place is in Idaho and it’s literally the scariest shit ever.

    sacrificialpotato:

    consumaient:

    That place is in Idaho and it’s literally the scariest shit ever.

    (via seeyounextuseday)

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  7. Watching Supernatural. Season 2 Episode 12.

    They go to talk to a guy about something and he grabs a magazine and points at the front cover.
    Cyberman.
    Doctor Who reference in Supernatural.
    Fantastic.

    1 month ago  /  0 notes

  8. That is the most fucked up way to end a season I have ever seen.

    I’m talking about the 1st season of Supernatural.

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  9. PLEASE PLEASE SPREAD THIS

    loveandmolecules:

    If you live in North Texas (THAT’S YOU MY DALLAS PEOPLE), you are being advised to STAY INSIDE tonight and close your windows. Strong northern winds are blowing right now in Texas, and there are public safety concerns for fumes from the fertilizer plant. There is no knowledge about the exact quality of the air, but there is the possibility that hazardous chemicals are present.

    Hah, advising people on tumblr to stay inside. You make me laugh.

    (via chasechaos)

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  10. Stayed up all night watching Supernatural.

    Stopped at the last 2 episodes of the 1st Season.

    Bedtime. I’ll sleep for 3 hours then I’ll go back to Supernatural.

    1 month ago  /  0 notes

  11. Oh yeah, before I go to sleep…

    I watched one of the most fucked up movies last night. Don’t get me wrong, it’s a decent movie, but the plot twist at the end is The biggest WTF in movie history.
    The movie is called Sleepaway Camp. The full movie is available uncut on YouTube and I recommend watching it.

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  12. It’s just past noon. Could be time to sleep.

    I’ll be up in 4 hours to take my meds, and that’s when I’ll decide if I want to sleep more or not.

    4 hours will be the most I’ve slept in a while.

    1 month ago  /  0 notes

  13. I was at PetCo. This weekend:

    Me: Ooh, snakes. What kind of snake is this? A boa? I like boas. Boas are cool

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  14. I didn’t know Ubisoft did the PC version of Trials Evolution.

    I thought Redlynx would do it. I mean, Trials is their game. And they did do Trials 2 on PC themselves I believe (Could be wrong though, I can’t remember, But I swear to fuck that I’m right)

    So why did they get Ubisoft to do it for them?

    Don’t care. I just want to play the game.

    Taking forever to install though.

    1 month ago  /  0 notes

  15. Sleep time.

    1 month ago  /  0 notes