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wow boys are fucking stupid.
Whoa, what’s up?
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OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
my life is a lie.
“I used to be and adventurer like you, but then I got married.”
IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE.
Pff, I got married in skyrim, took her with me to Bard’s Leap.
I survived. Hahaha
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Excuse me, I believe your owl is being possessed by a demon.
(via dellowman)
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Feels good to drown my sorrows.
It’s been a while.
Beer tastes old though.
Meh, after a few I won’t care.
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Taking a break from the internet for a couple of weeks.
Doing it for my own safety.
Goodbye for now tumblr.
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I’m going to die now.
I’m just going to fall face first to the ground and lay there until I die.
I mean, my life has no purpose now. You were the reason I got up in the morning. You were the reason I smiled. Trust me, there’s no one in the world who could make me smile like you. Even by the mention of your name i’d smile so hard it would hurt. And the pain was so worth it.
Fuck, I’m such an idiot. I could really use a coma right now. I am so angry with myself it’s beyond ridiculous.
I’m going to take a break from the internet for a while. A couple weeks probably.
Goodbye for now Tumblr. -
Anybody know a good place to get a free PC download of The Sims 3?
Haha, you should’ve just asked me! I have it. For free of course. And it has all but 2 expansion packs.
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Shall I compare thee to a Summer’s Eve?
You’re a douche bag.
Hah
(via lettheskyfill)
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imagine your icon having sex with you
I’d have sex with myself.
I’m damn fine.
(via vergilminaj)
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You might think I’m crazy. But I’m not.
Close though.
Now, get out of my office, I’m talking to my gerbils.
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I wear pizza and I look incredible.
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Dean Smith and Sam Wesson.
Smith & Wesson. The gun company.
I like that.
Because their actual last name is also a gun company.
Those fuckin’ writers are genius.
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That place is in Idaho and it’s literally the scariest shit ever.
(via seeyounextuseday)
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Watching Supernatural. Season 2 Episode 12.
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That is the most fucked up way to end a season I have ever seen.
I’m talking about the 1st season of Supernatural.
